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They're moving, they're family
The carollers subdue me
O Tannenbaum, untidy
The sidewalk is filling
A merry Christmas They wish me
Say Christ the Lord is coming
Their voices sung crudely
They come to march around, carolling
They need you, their witness
To sanctify and sing witless
Your sister's a whore, yes
And then she'll be singing too!
Yes the carols are Latin
I understand nothing.
Only silence I'll accept this.
But they travel now, they're coiffers
On the corner
The neighbors sleepless
They're bearing witness!
And they're right outside your door

Now Sanctify
And they sing outside your door

No precision they're singing
Bear witness, annoying
Unbearing, unnerving
Though still they carry on
Sleigh bells ringing, straining, pa rum pum pum pum pum
Away in a manger, they're strangers
And they need to leave my lawn
O Holy Night, they're ruining
Their vocals need tuning
My wife now is fuming
She walked out with a gun
Out on the corner
The neighbors sleepless
They're bearing witness!
And they're right outside your door

Now Sanctify
And they sing outside youokr door


Fa la la la, And their voice is flat
And their voice is flat

WHO CONTROLS THE ELVES
NOW CONTROLS THE FUTURE.
WHO CONTROLS THE PRESENTS
NOW CONTROLS THE WRAPS.
WHO CONTROLS THE WRAPS NOW
CONTROLS THE FUTURE.
WHO CAN GIVE YOU PRESENTS NOW?

Sanctify
They sing outside your door!

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from Rage Against The Manger, released December 12, 2011

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We are not Rage Against the Machine. I don't know why anyone would think that Rage Against the Machine would make a Christmas album. This is a parody. UNNGH.

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