THIS WALMART, THIRD WORLD WAR THIRD ROUND
I CAN'T WAIT TO GET A TOY OR A BOX THAT MAKES SOUND
NO, MOM, I DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE PAID
I LICK POLES 'TIL I GET MY WAY
CHRISTMAS MORNING, NEED IT FASTEST
ROAST BEAST DEVOURED
RADIO BETTER HAVE SOME POWER
THE FM WAVES, MONOPOLIZED
MARK MANUEL, NINETY EIGHT NINE
PLAY THE HITS, PLAY RIHANNA, MY BLOOD WILL BOIL
PLAY THE CHRISTMAS SHIT, MAKE MY HEART SO JOVIAL
YES THE FM WAVES, I'LL KILL YOU GUYS
RED HOT BRIAN SCOTT, YOU WON'T SURVIVE
BUT WHAT ELSE I WANT, A PHONE TO FLAUNT
LET'S HIT THE BANKS, AND TEXT MY MOM MY THANKS
WIRED PHONE, IPHONE OR AN ANDROID
NONE OF THE ABOVE, FUCK IT. CUT THE CORD.

HEY MOM. I WANT A RADIO. WRAP THAT SHIT UP.
HEY MOM. I WANT A RADIO. WRAP THAT SHIT UP.
HEY MOM. I WANT A RADIO. WRAP THAT SHIT UP.
HEY MOM. I WANT A RADIO. WRAP THAT SHIT UP.

LUJACK, THE NEW JACK, I WANT A CAR, PLEASE
PUT A RADIO IN THERE, AND LISTEN WITH EASE
WAY PAST CASETTES AND FUCK MP3S
SOUND OFF. KUUL 101.3
YOU GOT 'EM, OLDIES, THAT JUST AIN'T MY STYLE
CD STOCKING STUFFERS, MOM YOUR STYLE IS VILE
COME ON MY MOM, YOU KNOW WHAT'S WORTH MY WHILE
OFFER ME A BOOMBOX, WITH A RADIO DIAL.

HEY MOM. I WANT A RADIO. WRAP THAT SHIT UP.
HEY MOM. I WANT A RADIO. WRAP THAT SHIT UP.
HEY MOM. I WANT A RADIO. WRAP THAT SHIT UP.
HEY MOM. I WANT A RADIO. WRAP THAT SHIT UP.

IT HAS TO GO SOMEWHERE
MUST BE ON ALL THE TIME
WHAT BETTER PLACE THAN HERE
TO TURN IT UP REAL LOUD?

AHH. MOM. DON'T TURN IT DOWN.
AHH. MOM. DON'T TURN IT DOWN.
AHH. MOM. DON'T TURN IT DOWN.
AHH. MOM. DON'T TURN IT DOWN.