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MERRY CHRISTMAS NOW.
MERRY CHRISTMAS NOW.

SANTA'S LOAD EXPLODES, MELTING ALL THE SNOW
EITHER GET THE SPIRIT IN YOUR SOUL OR GET THE FUCK OUT THE NORTH POLE
IN THAT TOY SHOP SURE TO MAKE YOUR JAW DROP
PEPPERMINT CANDY, YO, DON'T CALL THIS A SWEATSHOP
SWEAT IS DRIPPING, DRENCHIN', ELVES IS DOIN' WORK FOR THE MILLIONS
THAT PINE FOR THE GIFTS THEY WANT
THEY DO IT ALL, FOR THE FACES OF THE CHILDREN GET BIGGER
THE COCOA'S COLD. SO IS THE VERSE.

THEY CAROL ROUND THE FAMILY. WITH A SLEIGH FULL OF BELLS.
THEY CAROL ROUND THE FAMILY. WITH A SLEIGH FULL OF BELLS.
THEY CAROL ROUND THE FAMILY. WITH A SLEIGH FULL OF BELLS.
THEY CAROL ROUND THE FAMILY. WITH A SLEIGH FULL OF BELLS.

WEAPONS NOT COOL, BUT IF IT'S NERF, IT'S FOR YOU
NOT ME, I BE THE ELF TAKIN' IT, MAKIN' IT AHH
ON THE CORNER THERE'S A CAROL
IT REMINDS ME OF LINES IN THE SKYLINE
WHERE SANTA LIKES TO FLY, NOW
WHAT YOU DON'T KNOW IS THAT THE ELVES KEEP THE LINE A'MOVIN'.
IF YOU DON'T LIKE THE TOYS YOU GET THEN WE IMPROVE 'EM.
DOESN'T MATTER TO US FOR HOW MUCH THAT IT SELLS
WE JUST CAROL ROUND THE FAMILY. WITH A SLEIGH FULL OF BELLS.

THEY CAROL ROUND THE FAMILY. WITH A SLEIGH FULL OF BELLS.
THEY CAROL ROUND THE FAMILY. WITH A SLEIGH FULL OF BELLS.
THEY CAROL ROUND THE FAMILY. WITH A SLEIGH FULL OF BELLS.
THEY CAROL ROUND THE FAMILY. WITH A SLEIGH FULL OF BELLS.

ELVES ON PARADE.
ELVES ON PARADE.
ELVES ON PARADE.
ELVES ON PARADE.
ELVES ON PARADE.

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from Rage Against The Manger, released December 12, 2011

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We are not Rage Against the Machine. I don't know why anyone would think that Rage Against the Machine would make a Christmas album. This is a parody. UNNGH.

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