Some of those that have Chanukah
Are the same that have latkes
Some of those that have Kwanzaa
Are the same with no crosses
Some of those that have Chanukah
Are the same that have latkes
Some of those that have Kwanzaa
Are the same with no crosses

CHRISTMAS IN THE NAME OF
CHRISTMAS IN THE NAME OF

Now you view what they sold you.

THOSE THAT BUY ARE JUSTIFIED
FOR WEARING THEIR CASH, THEY ARE THOSE IN LINE.
THOSE THAT DIED WERE CRUCIFIED
SO SANTA COULD FLY, GIVE US GIFTS IN WHITE
SNOWS THAT LIE ARE JUSTIFIED
YOU'RE WEARING A JACKET IN WINTERTIME
THOSE THAT DIED WERE CRUCIFIED
'CAUSE JESUS WAS BORN SO WE COULD SHOP FOR LIFE


Some of those that have Chanukah
Are the same that have latkes
Some of those that have Kwanzaa
Are the same with no crosses
Some of those that have Chanukah
Are the same that have latkes
Some of those that have Kwanzaa
Are the same with no crosses

CHRISTMAS IN THE NAME OF
CHRISTMAS IN THE NAME OF

Now you view what they sold you. (Santa's at the North Pole)

THOSE THAT BUY ARE JUSTIFIED
FOR WEARING THEIR CASH, THEY ARE THOSE IN LINE.
THOSE THAT DIED WERE CRUCIFIED
SO SANTA COULD FLY, GIVE US GIFTS IN WHITE
WHAT TO BUY. IT'S CHRISTMAS TIME
FOR BUYING A BAG WITH THE LISTED PRICE
THOSE THAT DIED WERE CRUCIFIED
'CAUSE JESUS WAS BORN SO WE COULD SHOP FOR LIFE

KWANZAA.


Ugg Boot, I won't wear what you sell me.
Ugh, no I won't view a mall gallery
Fun, new, I want more than my salary
No, Mom, I don't want any celery
No, Dad, I won't view what you mail me.
Hey Santa, don't hog all the cookies.
Ugh, no, I don't celebrate sodomy
No, Mom, I don't want any celery
NO MOM, I WON'T WANT ANY CELERY.
NO MOM, I WON'T WANT ANY CELERY.
NO MOM, I WON'T WANT ANY CELERY.
NO MOM, I WON'T WANT ANY CELERY.
NO MOM, I WON'T WANT ANY CELERY.
NO MOM, I WON'T WANT ANY CELERY.
NO MOM, I WON'T WANT ANY CELERY.
UGG BOOT, I WON'T WEAR WHAT YOU SELL ME.

HAPPY CHANUKAH. UNNNGH.