DON'T GET IN LINE LAST.
DON'T GET IN LINE LAST.
DON'T GET IN LINE LAST.
HO HO HO HO HO HO HO LAYAWAY HO HO HO
I BE WALKIN' TALL DOWN THE HALL
IT'S THANKSGIVIN', LOVE THIS
BUT NOW THE TIME HAS COME FOR SOME REAL
CAPITALIST MADNESS (UH)
DON'T KNOW WHAT ADVENT IS
TIME TO GET SOME PRESENTS
HEY SON GO CALL YOUR MOM
DOORBUSTERS COMIN' HOME
THE LINE IS LONG ONLY THE STRONGEST REMAIN
SALVATION ARMY LOITERIN' ASKIN' NOTHIN' BUT CHANGE
SANTA'S MUCH TOO CHICKEN FOR THIS, CHECKIN' NO CHILDREN'S NAMES
GRAB THAT KID'S NINTENDO
CHRISTMAS WON'T BE THE SAME
CLOSE THE BANK, CLOSE THE CHURCH
THIS ONLY GETS WORSE
THERE'S A CHILD ALONE
FIND OUT WHAT HE'S WORTH
IT'S NOT EVEN TEN THIRTY
YOU'RE CRYIN' IN SHAME
FOLLOW MOM'S EXAMPLE
A STATUE ASHAMED
AND SHE ACTS LIKE YOU'RE NOT EVEN HERS.

BLACK FRIDAY. BLACK FRIDAY. BLACK FRIDAY. WHAT? X4
CALM LIKE YOUR MOM
MIDNIGHT, MIDNIGHT, MIDNIGHT, MIDNIGHT, MIDNIGHT, MIDNIGHT, MIDNIGHT, MIDNIGHT, MIDNIGHT

I AIN'T A CRIMINAL
BUT POLICEMEN ARE WATCHIN' US ARRIVIN'
FAMILIES WALKIN' UP, SO COLD
THERE'S WATER IN THEIR EYES AND
THE CHILDREN LOOK TO ME FOR HELP
WHY YES I SPIT FIRE
SET YOU AFLAME GET THE FIRST COPY OF BOARDWALK EMPIRE
YEAH, YOUR MOM IS EYEIN' ME, WE'RE ONE IN THE SAME
ONE OF WE WILL GET THE PS3 (uh huh), THE WII IS SO LAME (uh huh)
THERE'S NOONE ROBBIN' ANYONE I'M GOIN' INSANE
WASTED BEFORE YOU GO
WHISKEY AND CANDY CANES
THERE'S SOME DEER AND SOME REIGNS
SANTA'S DRIVIN' A VETTE
HE'S A GODDAMN PIMP
SANTA'S DRIVIN' A VETTE
YES I'LL CLAP, I'LL PHONE, I'LL TELL YOU GO HOME
I'LL BE SCREAMIN' MEAN
WHILE YOU SHIVER AND MOAN
BUT YOUR MOM STILL CAN'T BE HEARD

BLACK FRIDAY. BLACK FRIDAY. BLACK FRIDAY. WHAT? X4
CALM LIKE YOUR MOM
MIDNIGHT, MIDNIGHT, MIDNIGHT, MIDNIGHT, MIDNIGHT, MIDNIGHT, MIDNIGHT, MIDNIGHT, MIDNIGHT

YOUR MOTHER'S ALOOF
WHEN THE STORE IS FILLED
THERE'S A PUSSY FAMILY SAYIN'
LET'S PAY OUR BILLS
NOT ALIKE, YOU ARE CRYIN',
WHILE YOUR MOM IS STILL
BUT GET OUT OF HER WAY
OR YOU'RE GONNA GET KILLED.

YOUR MOTHER'S ALOOF
WHEN THE STORE IS FILLED
THERE'S A PUSSY FAMILY SAYIN'
LET'S PAY OUR BILLS
NOT ALIKE, YOU ARE CRYIN',
WHILE YOUR MOM IS STILL
BUT GET OUT OF HER WAY
OR YOU'RE GONNA GET KILLED.