COME ON. UNGH.

MISTA CONSPIRACY, YOU HEAR ME?

SANTA.
UNGH.

YOU KNOW THE STORIES, THEY'VE SAID IT
THE CHILDREN HAVE READ IT
THE TRUTH, I'MMA DEAD IT
REALITY, RESET IT
SHOPPING WITH A FURY FOR IPADS AND NIFTY GIFTS
THEY MAKE YOU WANT TO GET IT
MADE BELIEVE ON DECEPTIVE SHIT
RUDOLPH, HE WAS A REINDEER THAT FLEW UP
A GLOW IN HIS NOSE, AND
SANTA BUMPING SOME BLOW
IN HIS SLEIGH YO, IT'S BULLSHIT MYTHOLOGY
FLIES IN THE AIR IN THE CORPORATOCRACY

CHRISTMAS COMES AND CHRISTMAS GOES
BOWS OF HOLLY BURN BRIGHT
WHEN HIS SLEIGH-BELLS TOLL
'CAUSE ALL THESE KIDS
HAVE PRESENTS IN THEIR BEDS
AND BOUGHT OUT BY THEIR PARENTS, THEIR UNCLES, THEIR AUNTS
GET INTO DEBT AND KEEP YOUR CHILDREN CALM
YOU KNOW THEY DON'T GIVE YOU GIFTS
IF YOU CELEBRATE RAMADAN
THEY GAVE THE CREDIT TO THE HAVE-NOTS
AND THEY CAME TO SHOP.


MERRY CHRISTMAS.

I'LL OCCUPY YOUR MIND ON FLEX
SANTA IS A FIGURE, SYMBOL AND PRETEXT OF GLOBAL MESS
WHAT DO I GOT TO, WHAT DO I GOT TO DO TO WAKE YOU UP
YOUR KIDS ARE BOUGHT, THEY'RE TAKEN UP AND TAUGHT
THEY BETTER WATCH OUT AND THEY BETTER NOT CRY
THEY BETTER NOT POUT OR THEY'RE GOING TO DIE
SET THE TONE, THEN GIVE THEM GIFTS AND BUY THEM PRESENTS
IF THEY START TO STEP THEY GIVE THEM COAL AND BURN YOUR RESIDENCE
YEAH, ROB SEVERAL FEDERAL BANKS
AND PAY THE CREDIT I'M INDEBTED
AT THE PRICE OF IMPRISONMENT
KIDS NEED THEIR GIFTS
AND IF YOU DON'T THEY DECLARE WAR
JINGLE JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL, THEY'LL KILL YOU ALL
CONSPIRACY WORK, KEEP YOUR CHILDREN CALM
YOU KNOW THEY MURDER DADS
WHEN THEY DON'T BUY FOR THEY SONS
THEY GAVE THE CREDIT TO THE HAVE-NOTS
AND THEY CAME TO SHOP.

'CAUSE SANTA'S FLYING OVERHEAD
'CAUSE SANTA'S FLYING OVERHEAAAAAAD.
I THINK IT'S SANTA CLAUS.
I THINK IT'S SANTA CLAUS.
I THINK IT'S SANTA CLAUS.
I THINK IT'S SANTA CLAUS.

SANTA
SATAN
SANTA
SATAN

HOW LONG? NOT LONG.
IT'S BETTER TO GIVE THAN TO RECEIVE.