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Rage Against The Manger

by Rage Against The Manger

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MERRY CHRISTMAS NOW. MERRY CHRISTMAS NOW. SANTA'S LOAD EXPLODES, MELTING ALL THE SNOW EITHER GET THE SPIRIT IN YOUR SOUL OR GET THE FUCK OUT THE NORTH POLE IN THAT TOY SHOP SURE TO MAKE YOUR JAW DROP PEPPERMINT CANDY, YO, DON'T CALL THIS A SWEATSHOP SWEAT IS DRIPPING, DRENCHIN', ELVES IS DOIN' WORK FOR THE MILLIONS THAT PINE FOR THE GIFTS THEY WANT THEY DO IT ALL, FOR THE FACES OF THE CHILDREN GET BIGGER THE COCOA'S COLD. SO IS THE VERSE. THEY CAROL ROUND THE FAMILY. WITH A SLEIGH FULL OF BELLS. THEY CAROL ROUND THE FAMILY. WITH A SLEIGH FULL OF BELLS. THEY CAROL ROUND THE FAMILY. WITH A SLEIGH FULL OF BELLS. THEY CAROL ROUND THE FAMILY. WITH A SLEIGH FULL OF BELLS. WEAPONS NOT COOL, BUT IF IT'S NERF, IT'S FOR YOU NOT ME, I BE THE ELF TAKIN' IT, MAKIN' IT AHH ON THE CORNER THERE'S A CAROL IT REMINDS ME OF LINES IN THE SKYLINE WHERE SANTA LIKES TO FLY, NOW WHAT YOU DON'T KNOW IS THAT THE ELVES KEEP THE LINE A'MOVIN'. IF YOU DON'T LIKE THE TOYS YOU GET THEN WE IMPROVE 'EM. DOESN'T MATTER TO US FOR HOW MUCH THAT IT SELLS WE JUST CAROL ROUND THE FAMILY. WITH A SLEIGH FULL OF BELLS. THEY CAROL ROUND THE FAMILY. WITH A SLEIGH FULL OF BELLS. THEY CAROL ROUND THE FAMILY. WITH A SLEIGH FULL OF BELLS. THEY CAROL ROUND THE FAMILY. WITH A SLEIGH FULL OF BELLS. THEY CAROL ROUND THE FAMILY. WITH A SLEIGH FULL OF BELLS. ELVES ON PARADE. ELVES ON PARADE. ELVES ON PARADE. ELVES ON PARADE. ELVES ON PARADE.
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Sanctify 03:40
They're moving, they're family The carollers subdue me O Tannenbaum, untidy The sidewalk is filling A merry Christmas They wish me Say Christ the Lord is coming Their voices sung crudely They come to march around, carolling They need you, their witness To sanctify and sing witless Your sister's a whore, yes And then she'll be singing too! Yes the carols are Latin I understand nothing. Only silence I'll accept this. But they travel now, they're coiffers On the corner The neighbors sleepless They're bearing witness! And they're right outside your door Now Sanctify And they sing outside your door No precision they're singing Bear witness, annoying Unbearing, unnerving Though still they carry on Sleigh bells ringing, straining, pa rum pum pum pum pum Away in a manger, they're strangers And they need to leave my lawn O Holy Night, they're ruining Their vocals need tuning My wife now is fuming She walked out with a gun Out on the corner The neighbors sleepless They're bearing witness! And they're right outside your door Now Sanctify And they sing outside youokr door Fa la la la, And their voice is flat And their voice is flat WHO CONTROLS THE ELVES NOW CONTROLS THE FUTURE. WHO CONTROLS THE PRESENTS NOW CONTROLS THE WRAPS. WHO CONTROLS THE WRAPS NOW CONTROLS THE FUTURE. WHO CAN GIVE YOU PRESENTS NOW? Sanctify They sing outside your door!
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THIS WALMART, THIRD WORLD WAR THIRD ROUND I CAN'T WAIT TO GET A TOY OR A BOX THAT MAKES SOUND NO, MOM, I DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE PAID I LICK POLES 'TIL I GET MY WAY CHRISTMAS MORNING, NEED IT FASTEST ROAST BEAST DEVOURED RADIO BETTER HAVE SOME POWER THE FM WAVES, MONOPOLIZED MARK MANUEL, NINETY EIGHT NINE PLAY THE HITS, PLAY RIHANNA, MY BLOOD WILL BOIL PLAY THE CHRISTMAS SHIT, MAKE MY HEART SO JOVIAL YES THE FM WAVES, I'LL KILL YOU GUYS RED HOT BRIAN SCOTT, YOU WON'T SURVIVE BUT WHAT ELSE I WANT, A PHONE TO FLAUNT LET'S HIT THE BANKS, AND TEXT MY MOM MY THANKS WIRED PHONE, IPHONE OR AN ANDROID NONE OF THE ABOVE, FUCK IT. CUT THE CORD. HEY MOM. I WANT A RADIO. WRAP THAT SHIT UP. HEY MOM. I WANT A RADIO. WRAP THAT SHIT UP. HEY MOM. I WANT A RADIO. WRAP THAT SHIT UP. HEY MOM. I WANT A RADIO. WRAP THAT SHIT UP. LUJACK, THE NEW JACK, I WANT A CAR, PLEASE PUT A RADIO IN THERE, AND LISTEN WITH EASE WAY PAST CASETTES AND FUCK MP3S SOUND OFF. KUUL 101.3 YOU GOT 'EM, OLDIES, THAT JUST AIN'T MY STYLE CD STOCKING STUFFERS, MOM YOUR STYLE IS VILE COME ON MY MOM, YOU KNOW WHAT'S WORTH MY WHILE OFFER ME A BOOMBOX, WITH A RADIO DIAL. HEY MOM. I WANT A RADIO. WRAP THAT SHIT UP. HEY MOM. I WANT A RADIO. WRAP THAT SHIT UP. HEY MOM. I WANT A RADIO. WRAP THAT SHIT UP. HEY MOM. I WANT A RADIO. WRAP THAT SHIT UP. IT HAS TO GO SOMEWHERE MUST BE ON ALL THE TIME WHAT BETTER PLACE THAN HERE TO TURN IT UP REAL LOUD? AHH. MOM. DON'T TURN IT DOWN. AHH. MOM. DON'T TURN IT DOWN. AHH. MOM. DON'T TURN IT DOWN. AHH. MOM. DON'T TURN IT DOWN.
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Free Food 06:21
YUM. PULLED PORK. WHEE! COME ON. YUM. NOEL. I'M A NOELIST. WITH A NOEL LIST I'M OUT SHOPPING WITH A CHRISTMAS LIST. I GOT, I GOT TURKEY TO CRANK TRIMMINGS AND THE STUFFING DRUNK FROM THE EGG NOG I DRANK. YUM. EAT UP. THE DINNER IS IN THE OVEN AGAIN. CHECK IT. IT'S SIMMERED LIKE A GRAVY SAUCE THEY'RE SMOTHERED ONTO STUFF FOR DAYS ON ALL THE SLICES I'LL USE A FORK AND KNIFE TO CARVE THE MAINS WITH SAGE BUTTER I'M BASTING CHICKEN WITH IT WITH ALL THE ENTREES THAT FIT HEY GET AWAY I'M COOKING ALL OF IT GRANDPA DID YOU FORGET YOUR NAME? TELL US STORIES ABOUT THE WAR AND NO, THAT'S NOT YOUR FORK. YO, CHECK THE TEMPERATURE 425 ON HIGH DOESN'T THAT MAKE IT DONE REALLY SOON? (Happy Holidays.) BROTHER. DID YOU FORGET YOUR PLATE I THINK THERE'S ONE NEAR YOU WITH A FORK, KNIFE, SOON YO, CHECK THE TEMPERATURE THREE HOURS BROILED AND BOILED CAUSE YOU KNOW I PUT THE TIMER TO ZERO IT'S OVERDONE THE TURKEY'S OVERDONE, EXCEEDED COOKING LONGER THAN THE RECIPE SAYS HEY GRANDMA DON'T EAT THE CRANBERRIES THOSE AREN'T REAL, THEY'RE DECORATION FORGET IT, SHE CAN'T HEAR ME. EEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT. YUM. BRING THE STUFFING. YUM. (Look at all this food.) FREE FOOD. YUM. FREE FOOD. YUMMY. FREE FOOD. YUM. FREE FOOD. STUFFING. FREE FOOD. CHRISTMAS. FREE FOOD. BOOZE. FREE FOOD. FOOOOOOOOD.
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DON'T GET IN LINE LAST. DON'T GET IN LINE LAST. DON'T GET IN LINE LAST. HO HO HO HO HO HO HO LAYAWAY HO HO HO I BE WALKIN' TALL DOWN THE HALL IT'S THANKSGIVIN', LOVE THIS BUT NOW THE TIME HAS COME FOR SOME REAL CAPITALIST MADNESS (UH) DON'T KNOW WHAT ADVENT IS TIME TO GET SOME PRESENTS HEY SON GO CALL YOUR MOM DOORBUSTERS COMIN' HOME THE LINE IS LONG ONLY THE STRONGEST REMAIN SALVATION ARMY LOITERIN' ASKIN' NOTHIN' BUT CHANGE SANTA'S MUCH TOO CHICKEN FOR THIS, CHECKIN' NO CHILDREN'S NAMES GRAB THAT KID'S NINTENDO CHRISTMAS WON'T BE THE SAME CLOSE THE BANK, CLOSE THE CHURCH THIS ONLY GETS WORSE THERE'S A CHILD ALONE FIND OUT WHAT HE'S WORTH IT'S NOT EVEN TEN THIRTY YOU'RE CRYIN' IN SHAME FOLLOW MOM'S EXAMPLE A STATUE ASHAMED AND SHE ACTS LIKE YOU'RE NOT EVEN HERS. BLACK FRIDAY. BLACK FRIDAY. BLACK FRIDAY. WHAT? X4 CALM LIKE YOUR MOM MIDNIGHT, MIDNIGHT, MIDNIGHT, MIDNIGHT, MIDNIGHT, MIDNIGHT, MIDNIGHT, MIDNIGHT, MIDNIGHT I AIN'T A CRIMINAL BUT POLICEMEN ARE WATCHIN' US ARRIVIN' FAMILIES WALKIN' UP, SO COLD THERE'S WATER IN THEIR EYES AND THE CHILDREN LOOK TO ME FOR HELP WHY YES I SPIT FIRE SET YOU AFLAME GET THE FIRST COPY OF BOARDWALK EMPIRE YEAH, YOUR MOM IS EYEIN' ME, WE'RE ONE IN THE SAME ONE OF WE WILL GET THE PS3 (uh huh), THE WII IS SO LAME (uh huh) THERE'S NOONE ROBBIN' ANYONE I'M GOIN' INSANE WASTED BEFORE YOU GO WHISKEY AND CANDY CANES THERE'S SOME DEER AND SOME REIGNS SANTA'S DRIVIN' A VETTE HE'S A GODDAMN PIMP SANTA'S DRIVIN' A VETTE YES I'LL CLAP, I'LL PHONE, I'LL TELL YOU GO HOME I'LL BE SCREAMIN' MEAN WHILE YOU SHIVER AND MOAN BUT YOUR MOM STILL CAN'T BE HEARD BLACK FRIDAY. BLACK FRIDAY. BLACK FRIDAY. WHAT? X4 CALM LIKE YOUR MOM MIDNIGHT, MIDNIGHT, MIDNIGHT, MIDNIGHT, MIDNIGHT, MIDNIGHT, MIDNIGHT, MIDNIGHT, MIDNIGHT YOUR MOTHER'S ALOOF WHEN THE STORE IS FILLED THERE'S A PUSSY FAMILY SAYIN' LET'S PAY OUR BILLS NOT ALIKE, YOU ARE CRYIN', WHILE YOUR MOM IS STILL BUT GET OUT OF HER WAY OR YOU'RE GONNA GET KILLED. YOUR MOTHER'S ALOOF WHEN THE STORE IS FILLED THERE'S A PUSSY FAMILY SAYIN' LET'S PAY OUR BILLS NOT ALIKE, YOU ARE CRYIN', WHILE YOUR MOM IS STILL BUT GET OUT OF HER WAY OR YOU'RE GONNA GET KILLED.
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Some of those that have Chanukah Are the same that have latkes Some of those that have Kwanzaa Are the same with no crosses Some of those that have Chanukah Are the same that have latkes Some of those that have Kwanzaa Are the same with no crosses CHRISTMAS IN THE NAME OF CHRISTMAS IN THE NAME OF Now you view what they sold you. THOSE THAT BUY ARE JUSTIFIED FOR WEARING THEIR CASH, THEY ARE THOSE IN LINE. THOSE THAT DIED WERE CRUCIFIED SO SANTA COULD FLY, GIVE US GIFTS IN WHITE SNOWS THAT LIE ARE JUSTIFIED YOU'RE WEARING A JACKET IN WINTERTIME THOSE THAT DIED WERE CRUCIFIED 'CAUSE JESUS WAS BORN SO WE COULD SHOP FOR LIFE Some of those that have Chanukah Are the same that have latkes Some of those that have Kwanzaa Are the same with no crosses Some of those that have Chanukah Are the same that have latkes Some of those that have Kwanzaa Are the same with no crosses CHRISTMAS IN THE NAME OF CHRISTMAS IN THE NAME OF Now you view what they sold you. (Santa's at the North Pole) THOSE THAT BUY ARE JUSTIFIED FOR WEARING THEIR CASH, THEY ARE THOSE IN LINE. THOSE THAT DIED WERE CRUCIFIED SO SANTA COULD FLY, GIVE US GIFTS IN WHITE WHAT TO BUY. IT'S CHRISTMAS TIME FOR BUYING A BAG WITH THE LISTED PRICE THOSE THAT DIED WERE CRUCIFIED 'CAUSE JESUS WAS BORN SO WE COULD SHOP FOR LIFE KWANZAA. Ugg Boot, I won't wear what you sell me. Ugh, no I won't view a mall gallery Fun, new, I want more than my salary No, Mom, I don't want any celery No, Dad, I won't view what you mail me. Hey Santa, don't hog all the cookies. Ugh, no, I don't celebrate sodomy No, Mom, I don't want any celery NO MOM, I WON'T WANT ANY CELERY. NO MOM, I WON'T WANT ANY CELERY. NO MOM, I WON'T WANT ANY CELERY. NO MOM, I WON'T WANT ANY CELERY. NO MOM, I WON'T WANT ANY CELERY. NO MOM, I WON'T WANT ANY CELERY. NO MOM, I WON'T WANT ANY CELERY. UGG BOOT, I WON'T WEAR WHAT YOU SELL ME. HAPPY CHANUKAH. UNNNGH.
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YAAAAAAAA THIS COAT IS MY EXPENSE 'LECTRONICS MY DESIRE SANTA'S STORE IS FULL OF PRESENTS BUT IT'S PROTECTED WITH FIRE SO PUNCH THAT BITCH AND STOMP HER DOWN BUY IPADS 'CAUSE YOU NEED TO MAKE YOUR FAMILY SUPER HAPPY SO MAKE THAT DUMBASS BLEED COME WITH ME IN TO TOMORROW WE'LL HIT BEST BUY AND SAVE I'LL SLIT YOUR CHILDREN'S THROATS HALF OFF TV'S TO BLAME SAVE. SAVE. SHOP NOW IN THE FIRE. SAVE. SAVE. SHOP NOW IN THE FIRE. HD IS SO EXPENSIVE SEASON 2 OF THE WIRE THEY GOT 15 DOLLAR BLURAYS I PROTECT THEM WITH FIRE. I AM THE MEANER. THE LEANER. THE SHOPPER YOU FEAR I'LL LOOSEN AND RAPE ALL THESE DEALS THAT I SEE-AH THE TRILOGY OF BOURNES LETTERS FROM IWOJIMA YOU LOOK LIKE A CRIER SHOP NOW IN THE FIRE SAVE. SAVE. SHOP NOW IN THE FIRE. SAVE. SAVE. SHOP NOW IN THE FIRE. THE BIGGEST SALE IN HISTORY YOU'LL MEET MY DODGE RAM'S GRILL THERE IS NO OTHER PILL TO TAKE SO I'LL TAKE THE ONE THAT LETS ME KILL THE MEANER, THE LEANER, THE SHOPPER YOU FEAR I SAVE ON AND RAPE ALL THESE DEALS THAT I SEE-AH 5 FOR ONE ON PORN A 30 RACK OF ZIMA THIS IS ALL I DESIRE SHOP NOW IN THE FIRE
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COME ON. UNGH. MISTA CONSPIRACY, YOU HEAR ME? SANTA. UNGH. YOU KNOW THE STORIES, THEY'VE SAID IT THE CHILDREN HAVE READ IT THE TRUTH, I'MMA DEAD IT REALITY, RESET IT SHOPPING WITH A FURY FOR IPADS AND NIFTY GIFTS THEY MAKE YOU WANT TO GET IT MADE BELIEVE ON DECEPTIVE SHIT RUDOLPH, HE WAS A REINDEER THAT FLEW UP A GLOW IN HIS NOSE, AND SANTA BUMPING SOME BLOW IN HIS SLEIGH YO, IT'S BULLSHIT MYTHOLOGY FLIES IN THE AIR IN THE CORPORATOCRACY CHRISTMAS COMES AND CHRISTMAS GOES BOWS OF HOLLY BURN BRIGHT WHEN HIS SLEIGH-BELLS TOLL 'CAUSE ALL THESE KIDS HAVE PRESENTS IN THEIR BEDS AND BOUGHT OUT BY THEIR PARENTS, THEIR UNCLES, THEIR AUNTS GET INTO DEBT AND KEEP YOUR CHILDREN CALM YOU KNOW THEY DON'T GIVE YOU GIFTS IF YOU CELEBRATE RAMADAN THEY GAVE THE CREDIT TO THE HAVE-NOTS AND THEY CAME TO SHOP. MERRY CHRISTMAS. I'LL OCCUPY YOUR MIND ON FLEX SANTA IS A FIGURE, SYMBOL AND PRETEXT OF GLOBAL MESS WHAT DO I GOT TO, WHAT DO I GOT TO DO TO WAKE YOU UP YOUR KIDS ARE BOUGHT, THEY'RE TAKEN UP AND TAUGHT THEY BETTER WATCH OUT AND THEY BETTER NOT CRY THEY BETTER NOT POUT OR THEY'RE GOING TO DIE SET THE TONE, THEN GIVE THEM GIFTS AND BUY THEM PRESENTS IF THEY START TO STEP THEY GIVE THEM COAL AND BURN YOUR RESIDENCE YEAH, ROB SEVERAL FEDERAL BANKS AND PAY THE CREDIT I'M INDEBTED AT THE PRICE OF IMPRISONMENT KIDS NEED THEIR GIFTS AND IF YOU DON'T THEY DECLARE WAR JINGLE JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL, THEY'LL KILL YOU ALL CONSPIRACY WORK, KEEP YOUR CHILDREN CALM YOU KNOW THEY MURDER DADS WHEN THEY DON'T BUY FOR THEY SONS THEY GAVE THE CREDIT TO THE HAVE-NOTS AND THEY CAME TO SHOP. 'CAUSE SANTA'S FLYING OVERHEAD 'CAUSE SANTA'S FLYING OVERHEAAAAAAD. I THINK IT'S SANTA CLAUS. I THINK IT'S SANTA CLAUS. I THINK IT'S SANTA CLAUS. I THINK IT'S SANTA CLAUS. SANTA SATAN SANTA SATAN HOW LONG? NOT LONG. IT'S BETTER TO GIVE THAN TO RECEIVE.

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released December 12, 2011

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Rage Against The Manger Hershey, Pennsylvania

We are not Rage Against the Machine. I don't know why anyone would think that Rage Against the Machine would make a Christmas album. This is a parody. UNNGH.

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